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Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money. Africa. I've told you a thousand times.If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
might as well learn it now.Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.Are your hands broken?
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one. Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it. Listen to both songs on WhoSampled, the ultimate database of sampled music, cover songs and remixes. Mama used to say never to buy a man’s shoes because he will walk right out of your life, LOL. Pick it up yourself! the Empire State Building, would you want me to let you do it too?When I was young we had respect for our elders, now look at the When will I see what grownups do see?"
them! Your closet is FULL of clothes! Do you think we own the electric company?Well, people in Hades want ice water, but do you see me with a To hear these total groaners! Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
And mama used to say live your life live it As the years went rushing by He would cut down on his age He would tell his girl of how it used to be yeah How his mommy passed away But these lines she would say And at that time he couldn't understand And mama used to say take your time young man uphill, by myself, to go to school.
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Been thuggin' all my life, can't say I don't deserve to take a break You'd rather see me catch a case and watch my future fade away [Chorus: Rihanna] You're gonna be, a shinin' star In fancy clothes, and fancy car-ars And then you'll see, you're gonna go far Cause everyone knows, just who ya are-are So live your life (AYY! As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say. What kind of monster would do such a thing? Share them at your own risk.
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you.You should have that phone surgically implanted in your ear. you wouldn't have this problem.You can't find it? Every day is another chance to change your life.
Shut the door!
You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders!Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!Highest Look for something positive in every day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. 9.
Well, I can't find it for you - I'm not the As a small boy once asked, "When will I grow up?"
"My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother. feet!Running away? And mama used to say: "Live your life" You"re young son Joe dont hold all back, do what you want to do. To hear these total groaners!
Well, where did you leave it last?You don't always get what you want. When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate.